can you draw me a unicorn having sex with a russian battle tank during the civil war while rosie o donnelasaurus rex fights off the nazi confederacy as darth vader enters hyperspace driving the starship enterprise while captain jean luc picard fights off hoards of orcs from lord of the rings?

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Why did I park my car in the tree?

o rite...

Even this one I have where Jesus Christ
is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole
with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something
resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum

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"I thought the purpose of filing these reports was to provide accurate intelligence."
"Vir, intelligence has nothing to do with politics."

- Vir and Londo - Point of No Return

can you draw me in a hardware store with allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters
Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters
Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires
BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers
Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters
Paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters
Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables
Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles
Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication
Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation
Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors
Tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors
Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers
Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers
Soffit panels, circuit breakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers
Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers



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Why did I park my car in the tree?

o rite...

If I had money to spare my rarely spoken to friend, Iwould comission you to draw me in a better version of my life. I'm not the only one with problems but people can dream.

why does that sound familar?

Also, gj.

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Nothing fancy
Nothing epic
Nothing retarded, just pure Kidd.

Thanks for the great work.

no problem ^^ thank you for the job

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The artitst's curse: There is no such thing as perfect, just infinite levels of "better".
~Richard Gammons

Any time. You are great to work with.

I want a veggie buger with some fries.